Now I'M Changing the Marketing Plan

Instead of global warming, climate change, climate chaos, or whatever the left has dreamed up now, I'm inventing a new disease: Man-Bear-Pig Flu.

It combines the hysteria of the polar bear's imagined plight, the Swine Flu cacophany, and the susceptibility of man to other people's marketing plans.

Ground Zero for this new flu is Al Gore's residence, and it's spread via contact with politicians and activist groups.

Right now, Man-Bear-Pig Flu should be considered a pandemic, considering the fact that many, many countries are under attack, and some have fallen prey to it. Others are carefully plotting just how hard to fall under its spell and when to do it. Still others have already fallen for the spell and lived to tell about it, suffering many casualties along the way (mostly economic).

As of now, the only cure for this is to learn to ignore the BS, and seek out the truth for yourself. There will be no shot, no prescription, and no OTC remedy, so you're on your own.