When All Else Fails, Change the Marketing Plan Part II: Harnessing Animal Spirits from Above

Now that "capitalism" has become a bad word and a failed economic engine, here comes our lord and savior Obama to save the day--by veering and steering us into the cone of death made up of carbon emissions taxes, junk food taxes, executive pay limits, universal health care, new credit card rules, and incentives for buying houses, cars, and alternative energy products we don't really need--all in an effort to harness our wayward individualist natures, and put our collective backs into building a new liberal Utopia to put us on even ground with much of the rest of the world. He's a community organizer, all right!

He changed the marketing plan. Instead of using profit as motivation, he's using taxes and guided incentives to steer us toward HIS goals and away from our own.

He's flattening the world, and getting us to help him. "Global warming" has gone through a few changes--from "climate change" to "climate chaos" and has now moved onto something else. The "war on terror" and "war on drugs" have new names, as do the border wars and illegal immigration, and anything said or done against the president's views or agenda is deemed as "racist." All have been sanitized and bubble-wrapped for your protection.

Use your one remaining weapon--your vote--to stop this nightmare.