Who I'm Voting For in 2012

Not a Republican, not a Democrat, not a Libertarian, not even a human--I'm voting for Watson the Jeopardy computer. Clearly, true leadership has surpassed what we mere humans can offer, and besides, Watson has no emotions, can't be bribed by lobbyists, and needs no salary or benefits. I just don't know enough about his diplomatic skills.

At this point, I don't care--it's got to be better than anything we have sitting in HUMAN bull pens!

I, for one, welcome our new overlord Watson, and am writing him in on my 2012 ballot.